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A loser that lives in a flea bag Motel but is a master at all things
Example 1:
Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?
Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year
Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?
Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.
Example 2:
Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.
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Gay ruler of where the sun don't shine.
That Colon Monarch just tore me up like a Wendy's triple decker coming out the next day.
The act of fornicating with a jar filled with butterflies. AKA Flutterfucking.
The Monarch Mash is a good way to relieve stress.
A sexual act which involves a person jacking you off and then as you are about to cum they put your dick into a guillotine and chop the head of your penis off.
Bro 1: "I did The French Monarch with this girl last night!"
Bro 2: "What the fuck dude!?"
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n. Anyone who wears the air monarchs is thought to be a grill wizard. (i.e. sported by Seahawks coach Pete Carol)
Whoever grilling this Sunday better be wearing the air monarchs.
leaving a post Mexican food stinking explosive shit present in the toilet for one's enemy and NOT FLUSHING...
Beware the wrath of the Monarch!
The monarch’s wingspan ranges from 8.9–10.2 cm (3 –4 in). The upper side of the wings is tawny-orange, the veins and margins are black, and in the margins are two series of small white spots. The fore wings also have a few orange spots near the tip. The underside is similar, but the tip of the fore wing and hind wing are yellow-brown instead of tawny-orange and the white spots are larger.
The male has a black patch of androconial scales on either hind wing (in some butterflies, these patches disperse pheromones, but are not known to do so in monarchs), and the black veins on its wing are narrower than the female’s. The male is also slightly larger.
A color variation has been observed in Australia, New Zealand, Indonesia and the United States as early as the late 19th century. Named nivosus by lepidopterists, it is grayish-white in all areas of the wings that are normally orange. Generally, it is only about 1% or less of all monarchs, but has maintained populations as high as 10% on Oahu in Hawaii, possibly due to selective predation.
ruler, crowned , king , queen ,Monarch Butterfly
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