National money day

National money day is a day for those who don’t have a valentines and say fuck that and dedicate that day to getting bands

Jason:hey dude do you have a valentines?

Scrim:fuck a valentines it’s National money day I’m getting bread

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!