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same as an alabama hot pocket but add salsa
Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey
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Females who change there sexual partners more often than they change underwear...
This towns full of dick hopn sock monkeys bro!
When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.
Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!
Friend: What does that even mean?
Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!