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I was sitting by the pool when a poon monsoon rolled in and took over the place.
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A group of people urinating on one person.
Golden Showers don't do it for me anymore
How about a "Golden Monsoon" then?
........OK!
Great! I'll go get the guys
The act of breaking up with your now insignificant other. First make sure you have a fan, a ceiling fan will not get the desire effect- a box fan is preferred. While the person is sleeping turn the box fan in their their direction, preferably towards their face. Then begin to urinate into the fan. The urine will resemble a yellow-golden monsoon. Grab your shit and get out and stay out, do not pass go, and do not return a phone call. Congratulation you have now given someone a golden monsoon.
My now ex girlfriend Cinnamon (her stage name) was given a golden monsoon when we broke up after I found out she slept with my Aunt Tammy.
A condition where a person has a sexual preference for another who is from (or whose ancestry can be traced back to) the Indian Subcontient. This term typically applies to white men who date (or want to date) Indian (or Pakistani, Bangladeshi, or Sri Lankan) women.
See Related: Yellow Fever and Jungle Fever.
My white friend Dave loves indian girls, he has a crazy case of monsoon fever!
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A mongolian monsoon happens when you are having anal sex, and penetrating at a very high rate, so air gets trapped in the colon. You then flip her/him around, cum in the eye (causing the person to squint like an asian), and punch'em in the stomach, causing the person release a monsoon out of their ass.
I gave my girlfriend a mongolian monsoon last week and my friggin' room still stinks!
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Another name for a female orgasm.
I thought it was raining when I had sexy with Cindy when she had a poon monsoon!
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Jinkx Monsoon is the winner of season 5 of Rupaul's drag race! She is the best queen ever and she's really funny! Jinkx's motto is "Water off a duck's back." She did a really awesome snatch game of Little Edie.
Jinkx Monsoon is my favourite queen!