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Monster is a drink that obiviously gives you energy.
This drink became so famous that scene/emo kids took it as their favorite energy drink and made a big deal of it by creating shirts, and making big paragraphs on their Myspace explaining how much they love Monster, and drinking Monster like water.
Come on, it's just an energy drink. Who gives a shit. No need to make a big deal of an enery drink!
*Looks at dumb girl's Myspace*
OmFGzzz lyk3 MoNst3r iZ s0o0 g00D! lIke I h@v3 Thr33 @ DaY aNd iM 3v3ntuaLLy gOnn@ d!3 oF @ HeaRt attacK, bUt iTz OkaII bKuZ iTz wH@T tH3 Sc3n3 k!dz/Em0z d0. ilY Monster Energy Drink <3333
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An overrated energy drink for children and teenagers.
(For the record, I have tried one. Read the example for my reaction (person 2) )
PERSON 1: yo dude try this Monster energy drink it gives you tonz of energies and it tastes awesome!
PERSON 2: *takes a sip and throws away the can* I think I've tasted urine better than this. No thanks, I'll stick with tea, coffee, or Mountain Dew for my caffeine needs - "dude."
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stupid ass mf on tiktok theyre smelly too
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A new flavor of Monster Energy which is gaining popularity since it has absolutely zero calories, carbs AND sugar.
I don't have to worry much about the side effects of Monster Energy Absolute Zero but I still need to watch my burps!
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a rare monster flavour that is actually fucking amazing
13 year old: I wanna drink
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing
Big man in a can. Drank by 12 year olds who would like to brag to their friends by drinking alcohol but can't get served anywhere and can't get there hands on it any other way and so use Monster Energy as a substitute because it reads "no recommended for children on the can". They hang around and are considered the cool kid because they've got a can of Monster Energy. They brag when they even get served a Monster because in the UK you have to be over 16 by store policy (not law). These kids walk into newsagents who literally couldn't give a toss and "get served" and get seen as the cool kid. They wave it around and all the girls will be fighting over you for sure *wink wink*! Grown adults find this incredible cringeworthy and when the kids grow up they feel incredibly embarrassed about it.
Kid 1: YOU'LL NEVER A GIRLFRIEND!
Kid 2: OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH I'VE GOT MORE CHANGE THAN YOU! I GOT SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT THAT NEWSAGENTS THE OTHER DAY THAT SO INCREASES MY CHANCES OF GETTING ONE! THEY'LL ALL WANT ME! I SO OBVIOUSLY LOOK 16.
Kid 1 (Jealous): OH YEAH RIGHT COURSE DID! I COULD GET SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT EVERY NEWSAGENT UNLIKE YOU! I LOOK WAY OVER 16!
Kid 2: SHUT UP! NO MONSTER NO GIRLFRIEND SIMPLE AS THAT! YOUR JUST A KID!
Grown Adult (in the background): What utter babies they are!
Jo: hey ash did you see Kennedy drinking a monster energy?
Ash: I know what a loser. *drinks Rockstar like a CHAMP*