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A perverse sexual act involving a combination of a Cleveland Steamer, Facial, and Dirty Sanchez. Also referred to as the 'MTT'.
"I gave that bitch the Monterey Trumpet Trolley, and after she cleaned the shit and cum off her face, she straight bugged out!"
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Monterey Polytechnic College is one of the best colleges in the states. Founded in 1557 BC (the actual oldest college), the institution provides a world-class education in the vibrant city of Monterey, CA. Its STEM program is among the most prestigious -- on par with MIT, Caltech, etc. Nevertheless, the school remains largely unknown to the world, with its faculty and students operating the most extensive underground network for boba-high mermaids and boba dealers that has ever existed.
Monterey Polytechnic College is Joanna's dream school.
Anna studies computational neuroscience at Monterey Polytechnic College.
After graduating from Monterey Polytechnic College, Jack founded a boba empire in Antarctica.
slang term for disappointing/ dull;
also a type of cheese.
how was your day then?
fairly monterey jack to be honesnt.
i was monterey jack'ed with it.
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We accept everyone at this school, because we’re international( except Latinos, African Americans, Asians, samoians, native Americans, Saudi Arabians, Muslims, or white people, or black people) We want the best for you we just are very unwealthy (rachet) so we look on Craigslist and find teachers who are willing to put up with some of these special childrens shit. We say the world is our home we will make it better but the teachers go outside and burst cans of la critic thinking the kids won’t find out and also gossip about the SPECIAL kids in the teachers lounge. Yet, this is all okay because it sounds good on highschool applications and is FREE!!! We care very much about all of our students and know when they are having a hard time, even though half of them are suicidal but SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH don’t be a snitch. Mkay bai
Omg ur being such and international school of Monterey (ism) just be quiet
The nastiest flavor of Cheez-It® you could ever find. If you like these, you have issues. I'd rather shove knives in my throat than eat those. DO NOT EAT THIS FLAVOR. You will probably throw up immediately because of how disgusting it is. And for those who like this flavor, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR TASTE BUDS.
"I love Cheez-Its! What flavor are those?" "Monterey Jack Cheez-It®.." "I'd rather swallow nails, nevermind."
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The act of pouring spoiled milk all over your penis and shoving it inside your partner's anal cavity, which had a cheez whiz inserted. Then let it ferment for three weeks. Before ejaculating inside.
"Smile did you see me and my bitch did the Monterey jack a couple of days before." "Yeah, I saw you on the dinner table at your stepparents. You sick fuck."
A charter school that people always think is private and everyone is rich but it is literally the most ratchet school which gets spray painted at least 3 times a year. They don’t have a gym and the feild is so bad that even the teachers have sprained there ankles on it. They also banned leggings because guys can control themselves because apparently they are staring at girls butts, although we are allowed to wear tight jeans.
Omg, this place is almost as sketchy as International School of Monterey (ISM).