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A rich preppy suburb in somerset county. Full of nerdy pimps and hoes with nothing on driving their daddies' viper. Parents are jews and potheads like their kids, except they came out of ivy league schools. Asians dominate the SAT, while the crackers jack off in the bathroom pretending to be sk8r or gangster
Did you see that rich bitch in that viper?!
Hellz ya! Id like to get into her pants.
Her montgomery jewish parents will probably let us fuck on their bed.
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Best known for his entrepreneurial ventures, Ryan Montgomery innovates on the latest trends and gives advice to his supporters via his online channels. He is also the CEO of a reputable multi-state substance abuse facility named Boca Recovery Center.
Wow, did you see Ryan Montgomery’s latest post? I couldn’t be more motivated!
incredibly talented actor from perth, australia. also the hottest person that has ever walked this earth.
known for playing jason scott aka the red power ranger in the 2017 adaption of the film and for his inCREdibLe performance as billy hargrove in seasons 2&3 of stranger things.
recently dropped a podcast called ’dkmh’ which is his beat poetry set to music. a very relaxing listening experience (i recommend).
long story short, dacre montgomery is the perfect guy.
”dude, have you seen the new season of stranger things? my mans dacre montgomery absolutely killed it!”
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The Montgomery Cooler is when you have 2 partners one layinen on the ground and one standinen over
And the one standinen over pisses and shitses into the one layinen on the groundses holes
"Hey Aleb come give me a Montgomery Cooler GEKGEKGEKGEK"
"no"
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an alligator which some reason is hot asf, he’s from fnaf security breach
omg is that montgomery gator (or monty for short)?
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a fat asian with a tiny cock and an insanely hot mother who is a cum dumpster and the biggest slut in Australia
oh look at kurt montgomery with his cum dumpster mother shes so hot!