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a big football player who is a true blue fag and thinks he is the best football player on the campous
I think that kid is a marcus montoya
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The greatest Formula Driver to never win a Championship. He competed in Formula 1 from 2001 to 2006 and is my favorite driver to date.
Person 1: Juan Pablo Montoya is the greatest to never win Championship
Person 2: What make him?
Person 1: Watching him race BMW M-Power V10s is incredibly entertaining, he used to beat Michael Schumacher too.
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Career criminal;
Charming 47 year old junkie;
Bites the hands that feed him;
Memphis Tennessee USA loser;
Been in prison many times;
Lost custody over his kids due to opioid addiction;
Put his wife & kids through homelessness due to heroin addiction;
Ungrateful when met with compassion;
Takes but never gives;
Takes credit for someone else’s effort; Steals (even from friends);
Lies;
Cheats;
Never acknowledges or admits mistakes, even in court;
Never apologizes for shortcomings; Righteous;
Charming;
Manipulative;
Blames his rudeness on ADHD;
Drug dealer;
Selfish;
Pedophile;
Arrogant;
Apparently a good drawer/painter but doesn’t override his shit personality;
Entitled;
Sloane: “OMG is that Craig Peter Montoya from Everclear?”
Tracey: “No, just some ungrateful, old widow”
The most beautiful person in the world she always know exactly what to say she will always make you smile just by hearing her name I’m married to her and we’re gonna be forever her love is the most anybody can ever get and I’m glad I have it and she’s very athletic and smart and she thick asf
Aidan Claire Montoya is amazing and much more she’s PERFECT.
The sexiest guy you will ever meet. He has the best body and the best tan ever. He is one of a kind. Words cant describe him. He is so perfect. and he dresses good unlike most guys. and he is sooooooooo HOT and his butt is so firm and he has nice abs! If you know a Danny Montoya you are pretttttyyy lucky.
Donna-" Damnnn who is that hot ,tan, and sexy guy? "
Pam-" Its Danny Montoya , isnt it obvious? !?! "
Donna- " OMG it is obvious im so stupid some times "
Donna&Pam- " HAHAHAHA <3 "
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A cold hoe who sells your soul for chicken nuggets
Eww it's edith montoya, what a snake!
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Commonly followed by this phrase:
"You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Example:
Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
Person: *Gruesome screaming starts*
*Gruesome screaming continues*
*Gruesome screaming intensifies*
*Gruesome screaming stops*
Example:
Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
Person: *Gruesome screaming starts*
*Gruesome screaming continues*
*Gruesome screaming intensifies*
*Gruesome screaming stops*
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