teacher: what are you gonna be when u grow up
johnny:a moonshiner:D
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to moonshine, to drink alcohol, to do dumb things in random states, to get caught playing Beer Pong or otherwise just be a delinquent nuisance to the respective school administration
Playing Beer Pong on a school sanctioned Model UN Trip and getting caught by an unfortunate misanthrope of a teacher.
Bewildered Moonshiner: What is Beer Pong?
Mr. Allen: I have a house, I have a wife, I don't need this shit.
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A homemade drink high in alcohol. Also less commonly known as boomshine
Hey i know this girl Claritta that makes some real good moonshine
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Illegal alcoholic drink brewed illegally during 1930s prohibition in America. Brewers often used industrial alcohol which lead to much blindness and brain damage in those who drank it.
That moonshine gave old Jonny brain damage.
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A close cousin of mooning, very similar steps however mooner changes when they spread cheeks, revealing their moonshine
βAfter the tournament I saw my competition, bent over, spread my cheeks and was moonshining that assholeβ
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a bunch of fags who cause trouble on school trips
"who was drinking on the mUN trip?"
"i dunno, a bunch of moonshiners"
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its good and sold in european countries at little wooden stands.
it must be consumed from a flask
it has a high alcohol percentage
passing out on sum lady's kitchen floor while under the influence of moonshine
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