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An April Fools prank when Marvel makes a shitty movie for no reason.
Dude did you see Morbius?
Yeah it sucks balls.
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Omar Khan. Dark skinned creature with red eyes and black skin after an encounter with the sun after swimming.
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Someone superior than an Alpha or a Sigma, Morbius Males are enjoyers of the hit movie "Morbius" and have watched it octillions of times. Morbius Males replace the first syllable of an existing word with "Morb", and this is known as Morbiusese and Morbius Males are fluent at it.
Example of Morbiusese: You get no Morbitches.
You also need to purchase every form of Morbius merchandise, existing and non-existing. Dedicate your entire life purpose to the movie Morbius, and you might as well be a Morbin' Time Morbius Male.
Joe is a Morbius Male and is more potent than Dee (A Sigma Male) and Chewie (An Alpha Male) put together!
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