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When referring to the spot when only in the company of those who know its true name. Mordor is horrible, and should only be visited when you need to be reminded of what rock bottom truly is.
Mick: Hey guys, how about we go to Mordor tonight?
Yorkie: Dude, I don't want to see any orcs, but I'll ride a dragon all night!
*Steve shows up*
Steve: Where are we going tonight?
Everyone who knows: The Spot!
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The button or switch that you use to call nurses and doctors, usually located behind your hospital bed. Because it takes "one ring to bring them all".
Looks like I'm gonna have to use the Mordor button now---damn glucose IV line keeps on coming out of my arm!
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A collection or group of extremly ugly induviduals. i.e. A supporter of Glasgow Rangers or a collection of very ugly women.
Did you see the game on sunday? We really stuck it to the orcs of mordor again.
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An expression taken from the Lord of the Rings films. Used in everyday speech to describe anything that has undoubtedly been recognised as something that is worthy of the acceptance and respect of a divine higher power. i.e. Kings, Rulers
Rob: Hey man what was in that milkshake you made me last night?
John: Just milk, ice cream and chocolate sauce?? Why?
Rob: Worthy of Mordor!
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Land of the Strong and United.
Do you know why the leaders of United Mordor sleep with the lights on? It is because the dark is afraid of United Mordor.
A vagina that is so big, wide, and full of disease that if a man stuck his Mr. Happy in there it would come out glowing. Upon entering the Mordor vag one has the possibility of being trampled by escaping orcs.
Dude, I was with Sylvia last night, total Mordor Vag, I had to go to the clinic to get checked, and i still have bruises from the fleeing orcs.
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