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morgan is a girl who just discovered urban dictionary and is now spamming it. She has a crazy sense of humor that ranges from straight out dad jokes to dry, sarcastic humor. She will come up with random inside jokes that no one will even know, and she will bring up jokes from three years ago that no one remembers. You cant be friends with her if you get easily offended, because she is constantly teasing you. She's constantly coming up with random words and ships. If you hang out with her once, it will feel like you've known her your whole life.
"Hello I like to eat mangoes but they're salty sometimes." - a morgan
"Stop shipping me with people! God your such a morgan."
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Morgan is an extremely beautiful person. When you first meet Morgan she is very quiet and shy. Once you get to know her however she will make you wonder why you ever thought she was boring. Morgan is funny and sarcastic. Sometimes she can be hard to handle but if you stay with her she will love you forever. Morgan is emotional and when she falls for someone, she falls hard. Morgan has the most beautiful blue or green eyes you've ever seen. She's not perfect. She's curvy and thick. She has long, beautiful, soft hair. If you are ever lucky enough to find a Morgan you should definitley make sure you keep her forever.
"Wow I have got to meet a Morgan, they sound amazing!"
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a cardiac condition which can lead to mechanical support and/or death. Usually requiring several "take back" operations.
This is Mr. Brown's 4th procedure after a bout of Morganitis.
In keeping with the typically hilarious, and witty comments of racing driver P. Morgan.
Hey John, did you hear that new Morganism? "These tires grip longer than a possessive ex girlfriend"
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A wonderful child. She is a great beautiful person, we all love her sooo much! You wish you were as good as a Morgan! :)
Wow, that Morgan is literally the prettiest girl I've ever seen!! :)
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A goofy guy, usually good looking with dark hair, amazin light eyes and an awesome smile. He can make anyone laugh, and he has an awesome laugh. Usually used to describe something singular, but can be used for something plural as well.
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Guy 1: Dude, Morgan was so funny in class today!
Guy 2: I know! My stomach still hurt from laughing so much
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Girl 1: OMG, I met this guy, and he has the BEST personality, and the most gorgeous eyes, he makes me laugh so much too!
Girl 2: He's a Morgan, no doubt about it!
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Morgan is a girl who is adored for her ridiculous personality. She is very pretty and has a twisted sense of humor that people admire. Her body is deliciously toned for she is highly athletic. Notable physical characteristics include green eyes and a thin frame, though Morgans come in all beautiful varieties. Although easily startled, Morgan is a tough girl who deals with a lot of shit without breaking down or crying. You won’t meet another girl like her.
Boy 1: Aww man, I wish I was dating Morgan.
Boy 2: Me too, she's so hot.
Boy 3: She has a great ass!
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