Morging

- Verb: To clasp household pets tightly in the arms, esp. with affection; embrace.

See also, morged, morger, morges.

The man was morging the cat, much to its distaste.

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Morged Out

The state to where your so high you can't move or speak or make any sense

Yo did you just see that Chris just morged out so hard .

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bert morg

Extremly unco, clumsy and a tad downs.

Joe: *pouring milk into cereal bowl*
Alex: Got enough milk there?
Joe: *Drops milk carton, spilling milk everywhere*
Joe: Oops
Alex: You're an absoloute bert morg, you know that right?

The Dirty Morg

When you pull out after Anal Sex, only to find undigested piece of food on the end of your bellend.

I was doing this bird up the arse last night,I felt something hard so I pulled out and there was a peanut on the end of my bellend! The Dirty Morg!!

K Morg

Slim Jim Black kid, with the glasses and buck teeth to match. Black Jesus.

Dan was being a K Morg

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c morg

1. to own

2. to rock hard, rock your socks, biatch

3. rush of blood to head after intense masturbation

dude, i cmorged so bad, i blackedout, i must have hit a wall cause it was ridiculous, word up, straight back, holla

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md morgs

a fucking dickhead who takes cock up the bum on a daily basis, leading to a fucked up liver. Bitches out on Chem 2922 for food chem and is a drug mule for monash. cannot live without a beanie, which is a portable human cum dumpster for all the dudes he ravages being the slut he is.

Chick: whos that guy getting more dicks than me?
Dude: im pretty sure that md morgs, he has shit street cred.

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