Moroccan Margarita

Pomegranate molasses + tequila + triple sec + lime juice.

Moroccan Margarita needs pomegranate molasses, essential to making this delicious cocktail: thick-bodied essence of freshly squeezed pomegranate seeds called in Jordan 'dibbs el romman' that I generously add on everything (try it with your omelette!), and comes cheap around here, but the cocktailing result is one of the best tequila-based ones ever!

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Moroccan conference

One man/woman takes a shit on the toilet as normal. Another person of the same sex sits on the others lap facing the first person and takes a shit in the same toilet between their legs.

Where are Wade and Dave? They’re in the bathroom on a Moroccan Conference.

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Moroccan Salad

Basically herb, tobe and hash smoked in anyway. Similar to a zepplin.

Stoner A- "yo i found some hash, wanna add it to the mix?"
Stoner B- " fuck yeah Moroccan Salad!"

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Moroccan Promise

Not a promise at all. Moroccans think it's okay to make promises, and not a big deal to not follow up on them.

''He told me this carpet is genuine Berber, but it's made in China. Moroccan promise...''

Vendor: ''My friend, I give you this free of charge''
Me: "Thanks"
Vendor: "That will be 1,000 dirhams"
Me: "Moroccan promise...."

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Moroccan Flute

A spliff alias. Typically composed of some bomb-ass moroccan bud. Or hash. Sounds good, looks great, smokes better. mmmmm.

'yo man, what's up? wanna play some high notes on my moroccan flute??'

'yeah'

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Moroccan Handshake

When two men insert their hands one into the anus and the other into the vagina and meet in the middle

Terry and his girlfriend met Barry at the bar and used the restroom to perform a Moroccan Handshake

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moroccan king

someone that deserves the utmost respect; they're in the top tier for everything

"Ali, you're my moroccan king!"