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A character in all 4 sims games, who’s wife went missing, and daughter is going to marry a fuck boy. Mortimer is father of Cassandra and Alexander, husband of Bella and son of Gunther and Cornelia
Ever since his wife went missing he took in interest in Dina Caliente, his brother in law’s widow.
Mortimer Goth is one of the only elders alive in Pleasantview when you start a game there.
To make a serious mistake or blunder (named after the infamous mr mortimer)
lee: "Ive put diesel petrol in my car...but it takes unleaded!"
dan: ...mortimer error!
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The dark colored condition being the durect result of excess friction from stubble upon ones private region leaving it raw and sensitive. Also known in some parts, and some lines of employment, as five o'clock shadow.
Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!
When someone makes a post and no one either "likes" or "comments' on it
"Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.
"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"
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receiving oral sex while shitting on a car windshield, specifically in the south western Brisbane region, eg. Toowoomba.
me and my girlfriend were in Toowoomba and she wouldn't let me do a Luis lerado winton mortimer with her, opportunity wasted...
Lovely silly man with birds and a wide smile. Huge mouth. Bigger heart and lungs.
Me: look at that Mortimer … he fine as fuck