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Shaggy-haired Italian with a knack for drinking and smoking. Wonderful kid that is possibly a little too fond of the popped colar and Dashboard Confessional. Commonly known referred to as "Good Sir" and "Smoking Chris."
Person I: Wow, that kid can smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish!
Person II: I know! It's Morti!
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Morty is the most boolin Motherfucker out there and he bools all day and all night. He's always boolin. He created "we boolin". He's the life of the boolfest. Simply put, he's a straight up bool of a man. The most important thing you need to know about Morty is that he lives for stupid shit!
Morty are you going to the boolfest? "Yktv ofc I'm going asshole 😂"
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An adjective describing an absolute doofus.
Guy 1: Wow, I got 5 out of 13 on that test.
Guy 2: Jesus Ron, you really are a fucking Morty.
a morty is a sidekick for a rick ricks are intelligent
rick:ugh morty why are you so dumb! oh wait you're a morty
a fat man; who sometimes shows humanity. But most of the time insanity and racism (see mout)
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A mexican magician. He logs on and off of AiM like it aint no thang. Hes the mexican magician.
Bob: Well I was thinking that- WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Jim: What?
Bob: THE MEXICAN MAGICIAN JUST APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME THEN WENT AWAY!
Jim: Ok
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The embodiment of when your car has a noisy problem which you don't fix, such as a loose strut or even a loud creaking noise, referred to as a dead guy trying to break out of his coffin
Dude were you in Adie's car today, Morty's pissssssed!
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