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Moscow Mitch (noun)
A bizarre animal-human hybrid between a snapping turtle and a compromised Kentucky Republican senator, Mitch McConnell (R-Moskva) who enabled the Russia’s theft of the 2016 election for <i>Dirty Donny Drumpf</i>, accepted millions of dollars from a Russian Billionaires, and blocked FBI efforts to protect 2020 US elections from further election hacking.
In his long, sordid career, McConnell has not only violated his oath of office by refusing to hold confirmation hearings for Judge Merrick Garland, he also has enriched himself and his Chinese shipping magnate wife, Elaine Chao, who somehow was installed as <i>Dirty Donny Drumpf</i>’s Sec of Transportation, and has blocked laws that would make it difficult for the Russian FSB to corrupt the 2020 elections and install the illegitimate Preznit sic a second time.
See also: <i>Cocaine Mitch</i> for information about his wife’s container ships and cocaine busts.
I hope Jill Stein gets to sit at Moscow Mitch’s table when he goes to Russia to pick up his award from Vladimir Putin.
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Nickname for Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell since he blocked legislation to improve election security and help protect against meddling by Russia or other countries
Since there was massive interference by Russia in the 2016 elections most people want to make our elections more secure but Moscow Mitch has blocked legislation to do so.
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"The big brown bear goes thru the burning ring of fire!"
A large and difficult bowel movement.
Last night I ate two pepper steaks and this morning in the bathroom it was the Moscow circus once again.
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The backbone of transport in the big Russian capital of Moscow. It is notable worldwide for it's socialist architecture and art. The second most used metro/tube/subway system in the world behind the one in Tokyo. Also one of the only metro systems in the world that does not offer an audible door closing warning other than a voice.
The Moscow Metro needs a door signal other than a voice.
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A small town in northeast Pennsylvania filled with thots, kids who live in big houses that call themselves country, and a bunch of drug addicts/douchebags who still live there for multiple years after graduating.
Whos tryna go to Moscow PA and get turnt with the class of 2k-god knows when?
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A murder that is crudely faked to look like a suicide.
mobster 1: "Dimitri killed himself."
mobster 2: "Bummer"
mobster 1: "Yeah he shot himself in the back of the head. Twice."
mobster 2: "Fucking Moscow suicide."
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Putting your penis across her upper lip like a mustache
John gave Julie a Moscow mustache when she wasn't expecting it.
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