shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

shit mother

a combination of holy shit and mother fucker: an exclamation of excitement and/or approval

Shit Mother! The Steelers kicked some ass yesterday! You know it.