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During SeaNanners' and Sark's GTA V Lets Play's, Sark describes something he saw in a dream. He dreamt that he had eaten a bag of Cheetos and then jerked off without washing his hands before he did so. He dubbed this maneuver the Mozzarella Stick.
Man I was so lonely last night that I did a Mozzarella Stick...
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Typically, a male has a penis, and some of these males have foreskin. If foreskin is left unwashed for long periods of time after frequent masturbation, “dick cheese” is formed.
On the other hand, 75% of women develop a yeast infection at least once throughout their lifetime. This fungal infection is usually caused by certain antibiotics, or diabetes.
Therefore, the term “Mozzarella Stick” comes into play when these two reproductive organs come in contact. When the dick cheese enters a yeast infected vagina, the term would be considered the Mozzarella Stick.
This situation would be more accurate with a white man and a black woman.
“Hey babe, my results came in from my gynecologist! Looks like we can make some Mozzarella Sticks tonight!”
“I haven’t washed my foreskin in months just to be able to have some Mozzarella Sticks with my step-sister!”
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Mozzarella Twat(noun)
Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
Person 1: "What is in your lap mom?"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"
Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"
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noun
1) Money or crazy chedda
Matt: Yo yo! I’m goin to tizzy to scroltch some go-go juice, full throttle. If you want me to snag you some 12 oz curls you gotta gimme that mad mozzarella.
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The kind of ultra stretchy and sticky cum that only exists in anime and manga.
She was totally covered in that mozzarella cum which stretched and hung from her like strings of cheese.
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If you get the nickname mozzarella man you are the top dawg of your group. The man mozzarella man is not given it is earned. Only the best can get this name. The nickname can be shortend by saying just mozz.
Derrick: hey we should give Kevin a new nickname.
James: he has earned Mozzarella man.
Derrick: yeah fo real man
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Mozilla Firefox used to be the badest an' fastest browser around. Then Google Chrome came out.
Damn! You're still using Mozzarella Waterwolf?
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