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1. A term used to describe the sexual act of one man cumming profusely into the eyebrows of another bald man, thus giving him the appearance of Mr. Clean. It is then customary for the bald man to clean both the bathroom and the kitchen.
"The way that bald guy in the wheelchair was checking you out, he's just begging for a Mr Clean"
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Noun:
1. A man with less than 10% body fat, who is deliberately bald, stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than Angola, wiser than Solomon, sweeter than saccharin, and does not put up with haters.
2. A man who resembles in physical appearance the Mr. Clean of Proctor & Gamble cleaning products advertising.
Adj.
1. Describing attributes of one who is opposed to racism, tyranny, injustice, and haters.
You seen Mr. Clean, bruh?
Nah, man. Mr. Clean repin' that BOOT and them Jena 6, ya heard.
If you ever try to start something with Mr. Clean, he will pounce on you because he's crazy like that.
Adj:
You got to be Mr Clean stuntin' to be in Team Clean.
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When a man shines the tip of their penis so clean and shiny, it resembles Mr. Clean
Girls are gonna be going nuts for my new Mr. Cleaned penis!
A nick name given to bald people or those with ridiculously short hair.
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He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs
I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean
My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job
when your rub one off while pretnding to be mr clean
hey bro whatcha doin
im just mr cleaning
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When you want to bang a dirty whore and you don't want to stick your fingers inside her, you whip out the rubber gloves and she takes the fist like a trooper!
I had to use the fisted mr. clean on that bitch so her dirty ass juices wouldn't eat the hair off my arms!
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