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A nick name given to bald people or those with ridiculously short hair.
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He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs
I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean
My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job
A sexual term to be used when one is having intercourse with a bald woman, and before jizzing in her, he takes out his dick, jizzes in his hand and rubs it on her bald head, thus giving her head a certain shine like Mr. Clean's.
Guy 1: "Hey how was your trip to the hospital yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Oh man I totally did the Mr. Clean with this cancer patient"
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When you use hand sanitizer as lubricant to give a guy a hand job.
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when your rub one off while pretnding to be mr clean
hey bro whatcha doin
im just mr cleaning
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Someone who is very clean, which means that they are a very skilled and respectable individual.
Holy dicks, my teacher is actually Mr. Clean.
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When you want to bang a dirty whore and you don't want to stick your fingers inside her, you whip out the rubber gloves and she takes the fist like a trooper!
I had to use the fisted mr. clean on that bitch so her dirty ass juices wouldn't eat the hair off my arms!
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