muhd-shark (n) a feces.
I walked into the bathroom and found the toilet full of mudhsarks swimming around.
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When a white girl (mudshark) dating a black man gets two black eyes that look like sunglasses.
Yo Tyrone! I see you gave yo ho a pair of mudshark sunglasses! Dat ho mussa been acking up!!
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A Mudshark Melody is simply a cheap rap/r&b song that is played on the radio and attracts many jersey tugging white women. For some reason, by creating cheap songs and hitting particular off-notes, coupled with the common 4/4 beat, white women get all hot and bothered when they hear these songs.
The word mudshark refers to women who are on the hunt for some dark chocolate, no matter what dark chocolate it is, they want some.
Melody meaning a succession of tones or notes. In this case, cheap rappers make it easy to remember for mentally impaired audiences (aka mudsharks).
Example 1: The casual response.
Boy 1: Dammmmnnn, did you just hear that new Chris Brown song? Girls love him even though he hits his girlfriend.
Boy 2: It must be one of those Mudshark Melodies.
Example 2: Confronting the Mudshark.
Mudshark: That new Soulja Boy/Trey Songz duo is hot.
Boy 1: Why is that? Sounds like another Mudshark Melody.
Mudshark: They are the best rappers alive! Their songs are soooo deep and intimate.
Boy 1: How about you go wash that mud off and go listen to some real music.
Mudshark: You don't know shit!
Boy 1: How about you go tug on some more jerseys and show up at some more football parties?
Mudshark: I don't swim in the mud all the time.
Boy 1: Of course you do, you mud tossen ho! Now turn off that radio before I chum dis water and catch your shark ass myself.
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A European girl who primarily dates/has relations with a black guy due to curiosity and scarcity of them existing in Europe. They usually want to experience the culture and see if the rumors of BBC are true.
It is her first time partying in the United States, let's see if she'll become an EU Mudshark.
Olga went to LA for vacation and returned back to Norway as an EU Mudshark.
Look at Ana, it's her first time in Miami, she's such an EU Mudshark, only hooking up with the Black folks.
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A white chick that may possess a hidden sexual fascination and infatuation with black men. Typically this type of female may be outspoken with her dislike of blacks in the presence of friends, and may act overtly racist, but her actions indicate otherwise.
Debbie acts like she is a true racist sometimes. I've been with her when she is watching tv and sees blacks on the tube, and she shouts out 'niggers!' But at the same time, she appears to be immersed in black culture. She loves rap/hip-hop which can be as ghetto as it gets! As well as other black music. On her Facebook site, all of her 'likes' are black athletes. And she likes to hang out in dance clubs that are frequented by blacks! And I've seen her get pretty flirty with black men as well at these clubs!
I think Debbie is a Closet Mudshark when it comes down to it!
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A white female, or male in Boise,Id, who fucks black guys.
looks like Jenny is going to railed by another black guy tonight, she's such a Boise Mudshark!
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