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slang term for cigarette, widely used in arizona.
(due to it's stricking resemblemce to a muffler, complete with the smoke exiting.)
"after i was finished making love to the prostitute, i fired up a muffler and sipped on some zinfandel, with a smile."
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(verb)
When in a public bathroom one takes a wad of toilet paper (shit tickets); and holds it over ones asshole to hide the explosive fart and or shit that is about to rumble the bowl.This act can save one much embarrasment especially on a first date or while visiting the in laws at their tiny camper.
Be cautious a muffler may be a bit messier than the standard crap, but may be used in emergencies with guaranteed results.
ex 1.)*noun - Once in the bathroom,I decided to use a muffler after holding in that fart the whole way to his apartment.
ex 2.)* verb - Joe put a muffler on his tailpipe so his mother in law would not be offended by his morning dump.
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(1) Girlfriend / fiancee / wife.
(2) When a woman stuffs her muff in her man's face.
Sarah gave Jeff a muffler, muffling his car talk.
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Thingy you put up the end of on an car so the exaust gas wil sound nice
w00t ! Look at that muffler ! Its so fecking big ! Its almost like teh rocket pipe in Need for speed udnerground
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one who joins in the act of muffling, or the stimulation of the females vagina using ones tonge, also called a carpet muncher
gee sally, what a muffler tom is, i could here you all the way down the hall! (sally glows)
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A man who farts up his nose while auto-fellating himself usually for sexual pleasure, but sometimes by accident
Ricky is in his room mufflering. I can't believe he can suck his own cock and then farts in his own face to kick it up a level.
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When you place an open can (coke, Dr. Pepper, monster, beer, etc.) in someone’s asshole, stab a hole in the bottom once placed, and shotgun the said substance.
Bro my asshole is still bleeding after Kyle did The Muffler with his monster
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