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MULCH

a dance move. drop low to the ground and spread your arms, hands out and moving quickly like you are spreading mulch. the legs can remain squatted or you can move around in a squatted stance. your hands must keep spreading mulch. best time to dance is during a hard instrumental solo. mulching was originated at a gas station while a group of Rhode Island landscapers were headed to a Phish show. each mulcher adds their own flavor to it but it's overall goal is to be as close to the ground as you can get.

Dang, you mulched the hell out of that song!

by ouioui August 3, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


mulch

Mulch is a strange brown substance made from rotting waste. it can be used for anything and the word can be used for any purpose

"hello can i order a Mcmulch burger please"

You mulch face!

"i would like to buy 8 kilos of your finest mulch good sir!"

by Mulchmeister November 17, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mulch

Refers to cannabis/marijuana.

You boys smokin' some mulch?

by ilovefignewton November 22, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mulching

The act of spreading a sexual partnerโ€™s feces upon their taint

Me and my nigga tried mulching last night, better than anal.

by LegitGamerGirl May 27, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


mulch

Marijuana that has already been vaped by a vaporizer.

The word came into use because vaped weed looks like mulch.

I added half oz of mulch with my weed when making brownies.

I smoke my mulch when I am really dry.

by SmokeyMcPotHead2 February 4, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mulch

Hot Female, that is so hot you can't stop looking at her!!!

Jennifer Aniston, Mila Kunis, Emma Stone, and Many More Mulch

by Mulchologist69 September 25, 2013

6๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


mulched

The highest level of intoxication, when you are so drunk that you pass out in some mulch or the garden.

Dude I was mulched last night

by MgKiwi July 26, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž