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It is the most successful team of IPL
This Team is Lead By A Erri Puk Vada Pav
Ma Mumbai Indians ki Ambani Vunadu Ra Maaku
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Mango juice, a very popular drink among Deshis and health food devotees.
Serena, could I have a little more of that Mumbai Kool-Aid please? I love that Maaza stuff you get at the deli.
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Ejaculating into a partners mouth during oral sex, which takes place in a deep pit style porta potty, similar to the one featured in Slumdog Millionaire. The ejaculator forces his penis into the others mouth during orgasm, and when the person coughs or chokes, they are thrown down into the collection chamber of urine/feces.
Met this chick on spring break in Calcutta, gave her the old Mumbai Mouth blast after she disrespected my clan.
A side effect of curry. Or, as it is known in Bradford, a regular fart.
Shivraj : Oh man, I'm getting some real bad Mumbai Bum Rumble right now.
Rajesh : Do you think they're actually reviewing these submissions ?
Right after the act of ejaculating on the face of your partner, throw curry on their face and start saying "li li li li li li li li li li li li" very rapidly and in a high pitch.
Doug- " Hey that dot-head you banged last night wasn't bad".
Steve- "Bro, she was hot. I gave her a mumbai money shot and told her to call a cab. Coincidentally the cab driver was her dad. That bitch still had rice in her hair".
Doug- "Dude, you are awesome the only other guy able to pull off a mumbai money shot was steve the face glazer".
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The agreed posture for the dispenser of a hand job or fellatio, the begging pose, on ones knees directly in front of the receiver to best administer said service.
“As she expertly spanked little Dave I looked down and was reminded of the Mumbai Street Child I had swatted away with the back of my hand whilst travelling the sub continent.”
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a non-specific terrorist threat warning designed to keep fear alive amongst the public.
striking non-specific fear into the population is touted to heighten vigilantism, and thus, public safety. in actuality, the odds of dying due to an allergic reaction to peanuts is a vastly greater threat the the public than terrorism.
* Europe warned of Mumbai-style attack plot.
* Peanuts are yummy.
* Skies partly cloudy, with chance of evening showers.
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