The most polite way of calling a girl or guy a DICKHEAD !
: aye vro what's wrong with your aunt
me: nah don't mind her, she's a muppet
Someone of inferior intellect to yourself, and who unwittingly does something incredably stupid. Relating to hand/string puppets used in the muppets etc. whom are, contrary to public belief, stuffed lifeless creatures. One who has a hand stuck up itself to help it function. A muppet.
/Person X runs into a lampost
Person Y - "You fucking muppet, hahahaah"
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A muppet is someone whoβs name starts with an A and ends with an S and is always on top of your head being annoying and doesnβt leave you alone. They are very very very annoying and lie all the time.
You MUPPET
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A a self-proclaimed car enthusiast that is too scared to tune their own car.
"Look at that guy: He's got a car and he won't tune it. What a fucking muppet."
"See that muppet behind the wheel? Everyone knows his car is stock."
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Originally coined in the police and then spread through emergency services and armed forces before gaining popularity with the general population.
It stands for Most Useless Person Possible Except Trainee
After someone has done something really stupid
"That Steve is a total Muppet"
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Someone who is a fucking retard and a thick fuck ...
The word muppet is trademarked by Kieran.C
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Someone who is soft, as in they cant fight.
some guy comes upto you in the street acting all ghetto, like hes about to beat you up. you say: come on then lets fight, and he backs down and runs away. hes a muppet
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