muss

bad, not good, yucky

"All you base are belong to us" is not a muss sentance.

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muss

to be mussley

to have lots of defined mussles

"man your muss brian"

"your calfs are mega muss caleb"

"your back isnt that muss A.R"

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mussing

Making someone's hair or clothes untidy.

" Hey sister, don't go mussing up my hair like that !"

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muss

the clear liquid that comes out of the penis before you ejaculate

Man, I thought the muss was actually jizz

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Mussed

When you're friend hang up on you.

The whole team mussed me.

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mussed

Fucked

You look mussed to death.

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Got Mussed

When you are in the presence of Mussaddeque Ahmed and he makes your cheeks ache by causing you to laugh excessively. His Number 1 fan, Mamoon Ahmed, finds himself perpetually Mussed and as such cannot close his eyes to sleep.

Mussaddeque: *His jokes cannot be accurately replicated in text*
Mamoon: *The loving laugh which cannot be accurately conveyed in text*
Mamoon: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MY CHEEKS ARE ACHING!
Jaker: You got mussed son.
Michelle: Muss you are so awesome I'm going to bake you a technical challenge.

Example 2:
Jaker: Mamoon are you awake?
*Mamoon is asleep but his eyes are open as he has been Mussed heavily during the day*
Jaker: OOOOOO he Got Mussed!