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Adj; The act of being screwed over by your boss who has a ridiculous mustache.
"Chad just called me at 9:30pm and told me I have to go into work tomorrow morning on my day off."
"You just got mustached"
"Screw Chad and his mustache!"
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a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker
are you going to the cock sucking ralley tonight or are you gonna shave that mustache
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Tuft hair above the upper lip and below the nose. Usually longer than the rest of the hair on the face and he has no goatee only a mustach.
Stephen has a mustach that he like to gel up.
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The patch of hair located just above a woman's clitoris.
My girlfriends mustache is so sexy.
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The act of giving a male oral pleasure by placing his penis between your upper lip and the bottom of your nose and moving your head side to side.
Male 1: Dude, you know that chick I banged last night? She gave me a sweet mustaching before I finished!
Male 2: Wow you must have a tiny dick!
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a person who enjoys killing people with guns..preferably the man/woman with a handlebar mustache.
holy shit that mustache is killing me.
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An occupational hazard caused by using cheap staplers: almost like resistoring or telephoning, where the staples do not complete "bite" into the other side of a document, except the staples take on a more rounded form, like a handlebar mustache.
Why does this effing stapler keep on mustaching on me?
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