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mustache

The patch of hair located just above a woman's clitoris.

My girlfriends mustache is so sexy.

by Sunshyn717 August 30, 2015

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Mustache

1) Chris Baker

2) A man with the looks of Adolph Hitler

3) A style of facial hair commonly referred to as a 70's porn accessory.

Hey that guy is sporting a "mustache!!"

by vasectomy71 May 13, 2011

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Mustache

Saying mustache is another way to refer to the hair on a females privates.

โ€œYo, I gave my girl h**d and she had a whole mustacheโ€

by This is not ok August 31, 2020

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Mustache

Music industry dickhead with no mind of their own, who only sprouts obvious statements to impress.

The mustache said if we sold as many records as Britney Spears we would be as successful"

At the meeting the mustache told the band that a gold record was proof of lots of sales.

If the singer was as big a star as Beyonce, then the mustache said he could get more shows for her.

by John Durr July 25, 2008

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Mustache

A fuzzy caterpillar type thing, that grows on your upper lip, but also takes over your mind and makes you delusional, causing the wearer of said fuzzy caterpillar to think it looks good. It almost never looks good.

Damn bro, look at that assholes, shitty mustache.

by Chris@bennettelectric.org June 12, 2019

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mustache

a person who enjoys killing people with guns..preferably the man/woman with a handlebar mustache.

holy shit that mustache is killing me.

by diana diana diana diana March 17, 2008

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mustaching

An occupational hazard caused by using cheap staplers: almost like resistoring or telephoning, where the staples do not complete "bite" into the other side of a document, except the staples take on a more rounded form, like a handlebar mustache.

Why does this effing stapler keep on mustaching on me?

by pentozali February 14, 2011

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