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when having sex with a women without a condom, before you pull out she holds you in and yells be my babys daddy!
ex: frank:im gonna come, im pullin out
melinda: hell no, be my babys daddy!!
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someone in my family that pisses on anything but i still love her
ignore the bottom line
my baby sister
me: leaves clothes on the floor.
her: pisses on them
ignore this
my baby sister
A baby that is not yours, but that you repeatedly have to tell people is not your baby because your ex girlfriend got pregnant by another guy so shortly after you broke up that everyone assumes it’s your bastard spawn no matter how many times you tell them it’s not.
I’m about to go on Maury and take a paternity test just to prove my ex’s new baby is a not my baby baby.
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to swallow the load of sperm of your significant other
Man, kidd she defintely loves 2 drink my babies when she's giving me head.
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Father. Mostly used by single welfare mother in inner cities or married women that never came across the word husband in the dictionary.
Anna: My baby daddy is coming today
Bill: Please, never use that term, ever. It makes you sound like a poorly schooled moron. And then you probably wonder why 'the baby daddy' was beating you on a daily basis.
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This is one of the songs from the album 'Bangerz' by da queen Milegend Slayrus.
I'm rooting for my baby
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An exclamation used to convey sheer joy and excitement when someone does a good deed for you or for others, especially during times when you really needed it. The phrase comes from the idea that you're so thankful for the good deed that you'd be willing to offer them your (future) offspring.
It is basically a more melodramatic and facetious way of saying "you're the best!" (which can also be used together)
"Hey mate, I know we don't talk much anymore but I'm seriously having a money crisis right now. I just had to pay a fine and don't have enough money to pay rent which is due next week. I just need to borrow $50, I promise I'll pay it back as soon as I get my next paycheck."
"Of course, I gotchu man it's all gucci."
"Bruhhhh have my babies, you're the best!!!!"
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