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When someone pisses u of and u say why don't u suck my big white juicy cock
Boy:u want beef
Boy:suck my cock
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One really rude way of asking your lover to have an oral intercourse with you.
Suck my cock Filipe! You little slut!
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Like "oh my god", only with cock.
Did you see that hottie? I was like " oh my cock!"
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A very good comeback to an insult when you have nothing else to say
brian: what the fuck are those on your feet!
dave: hold my cock
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She can't handle all of your meat so she gargles it as deep as she can. aka she deep throats it.
(Betsy) That's huge!!!
(Timmy) That's right, you are going to have to gargle-on-my-cock.
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You gotta get a boner and twist it around and sniff it then shove it up your butthole and then go to toilet and push the shit out. Ewwwwww
Last night Micheal was bored So He said I think I’m gonna Shit on my cock
"Say those three words".
Of course, the guy is about to sweat bullets. Is it the I LOVE YOU sentence, no.
"Suck my Cock".
You give heard, or oral pleasure.
*Slurp.* Mmm. *Gulp.* Oh yeah... *Gulp.*
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