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she’s the best dog EVER, she can be a diva but she’s the cutest doggy ever
my dog Luna is the best
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When a woman goes to bathroom to play with herself. Also commonly referred to as petting my kitty and or playing with my cat.
Guys, I'll be right back im bathing my dog ;-P
Darling that meal was delicious. Now come on, wash my dog.
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Some faggot who's life revolves around tennis balls and loves men.
Pilot nobody wants to play ball you faggot!
Sorry, My Dog Pilot loves balls.
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To have sex, a man places his penis in a womans vagina.
I can't go I will be busy burying my dog by then.
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When someone who is not your significant other but is someone else’s is acting out/exhibiting obscene behavior or unnecessary aggression; when your ex is hoeing around.
Fred: Why is John’s girlfriend coming at me crazy?
Alex: I don’t know, man. That’s not my dog to leash.
Fred: Bro your ex is really getting around.
Alex: Not my problem anymore. Not my dog to leash.
Phrase used when you are experiencing anger, frustration, and when you basically hate life.
Man, kill my dog. I have a psych paper due tomorrow!
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