A way of expressing disbelief. It seems to be derived from the expression "my eye!" which just wasn't vulgar.
Also used in comparison to something being described as the superlative worst.
"Single he told me? Single my ass, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, ya know?"
"I R 1337"
"My ass is 1337er than you."
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The most plump, juicy thing you will ever seen. Count your days because this ass might round house you and send you out of this world
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being super fucked up from a drug of some sort, but being at a relaxed state
โi was on my ass when i took 2 bong hits and an edible
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An expression used i n times when you find that whatever someone is saying is complete bullshit.
"My ass, your not taking my last Mountian Dew"
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Exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Similar in usage to Aussie "Fuck me dead"
I finally passed my finals...Clog my ass that is awesome!
Clog my ass, I've just missed my train!
Another way of saying "I'll tell you what"
Look at my ass, I'll give it to you for a hundred bucks