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my dad

he left to go get the FUCKING MILK

my dad left me

by toxfn November 16, 2020


My dad

Leaves, comes back for food, then leaves again.

β€œMommy, when will my dad be back?”
β€œThe next time he wants food”

by NoodleHeadAss April 2, 2018

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


My dad

Gone, for good

My dad is gone, he got milk

by Poop_dealer888 May 8, 2020

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


My dad

Is the best dad in the whole wide world he taught me everything i know from sports to how to catch a ball he tought me how to do track and was their for me threw anything even tho im a pain hes still their

My dad is amazing even tho im a pain

by Captain jon October 9, 2019

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


My dad

My Dad is an item which shall never be found, it is said My Dad is at a milk store FAR away

Alex: bro wheres ur dad
Me: My dad is at the milk store
Alex: damm when is he gonna return
Me: Never!

by NoDadMan2451 May 4, 2022


My dad

He is gone.

Me: "I wonder how much child support my dad owes my mom?"

by BestieBAKAbae May 14, 2021

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


My dad

A guy I really dont know. I Know i havnt seen him in 9 years. He hasnt called either. Left the country because of his drug dealing. A guy i used to dream of meeting evry day, but now just wish he would rot.

a retarded good for nothing junkie

by LL April 15, 2004

47πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž