My Hair is Perfect

Perceiving oneself as being without flaw, elite, above the fray, on top of the world; a feeling of unbridled confidence; gleaming with self-confidence.

Bill: I just crushed it at work, and now I'm about to go have a personal record at the disc golf course. My hair is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Barry: Oh, it definitely is.

hold my hair

What one gay man says to another gay man when observing something that makes him want to vomit.

Gay #1: Girl, did you see those shoes on Maggie?

Gay #2: Yuck! Hold my hair.

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my hair's on fire

an exclamation when you are NOT being listened to, or ignored.

Susan: So I was hanging out at the mall....
Tim (interrupting): Anyways, dude- did you see the game last night?
Susan: Um.... Hello?! My hair's on fire! I was talking!

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Whip my hair

v. Female Masturbation

Tasha:hey Jessica Ryan and I are on our way to the library to study for the test this afternoon, do you wanna join us?
Jessica:sure, I just have to use the bathroom real quick to whip my hair.
Tasha:ok girl take your time.

Angelica:so I heard you and Nick hooked up last night after the party, how was he?
Sarah:pretty bad, he drank too much so he passed out.
Angelica:how long did he last?
Sarah:less than five minutes, I ended up just whipping my hair.
Angelica:I hate it when that happens

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biting my hair

when someone is annoying you and you are sick of there bs

girl 1-come on lets go
girl 2- will u just shut up, omg ur biting my hair!

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Play with my hair

Fall in love with me

I have something to tell you, play with my hair for the rest of my life.

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I'm washing my hair

A polite alternative to telling someone to 'fuck off' when asked on a date. Often used by Christians and others who prefer to let someone down gently.

"Thanks for the offer, Rich, but I'm washing my hair that night. Praise the lord"

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