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my knees have turned to water

When you jack off for so long that your knees feel really weak and you can bearly stand

My knees have turned to water

by Paul blart mart January 3, 2017

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It is my turn on the XBOX

What a kid says when he wants to play on the XBOX.

Joe: Yes! I completed this game!
James: Joe, It is my turn on the XBOX.

by β€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Žβ€Ž May 22, 2021


Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad

A very cool skype thing that was alive for only 1 hour and one guy has to leave in 7 minutes

Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad, Im so sowyy to have to see you gow

by β²”πšŽΦ€Φ€αΏ‘πšŽ ῑ𝑠 Υ«β‚π’˜ο½”'s parents December 26, 2022


turning my bike around

When you really need to pop but your in a busy place so need a discreet way of telling someone where your going

Me β€œjust going turning my bike around”
Her ”ok bro”

Him β€œ where’s mike?

Her β€œhe’s gone turning his bike around β€œ

by MR CE August 10, 2021