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Owners of the greatest podcast on the internet. They talk about all sorts of stuff and they post a few times a week. Check them out wherever podcasts are available. Just search ‘myrtle beach nerds’ on any podcast engine and subscribe on itunes!
Joe: hey you ever listen to the myrtle beach nerds podcast?
Mary: never heard of them.
Joe: I knew I should have f*#@ed your sister instead.
Nmbms aka north myrtle beach middle school is a popular school within horry county. The staff at the school are bad people. They try to expell every student after 5 incident referrals. The school takes bribes in money to change grades.
North myrtle beach middle school is a bad place.
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A school full of Horry county. It is filled with {hoes} and horrible teachers. They give you useless punishment for no reason. Going to this school will make you {depressed}. This school is also filled of {psychopaths} who text 911 for no reason!!!!
North Myrtle Beach Middle School is the worst school ever
North myrtle Beach middle is hell
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Guy with mustache going down on girl and puts thumb up her butt
Austin shaved his beard into a mustache to give her the ole myrtle beach hitch hiker
A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.
This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.
The equation is as follows:
Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”
Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”