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The East Coast's Beverly Hills
Kid 1: Should we go swimming? Or bowling? Or play tennis? Or ride ATVs?
Kid 2: Let's just go to my house in Alpine, NJ where we can do it all.
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A magazine popular in New Jersey about the strange events happening there. Made By two guys named Mark.
Weird NJ teaches you about such strange spots as the devils tower, blue hole, and many Jersey Devil rumors (The demon, not the team.).
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A pretty boring town in Somerset County. Their school district refuses to close unless snow reaches the student's neck. This is despite the fact that the High School kids have to walk outside because they decided to put a California styled school in the middle of New Jersey. Way to go! Still, it's a nice area and most are pretty lucky to live there.
Manville Student: No School today!
BRHS Student: You're lucky you don't live in the Bridgewater, NJ district
Manville Student: Hahaha
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New Jersey is soft because LosPollosTv is soft
Hey bro yesterday i watched lospollos and he couldn’t even open a cardboard box. Fax yo, nj soft.
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A small town located north of Trenton and south of Lambertville, NJ. The population of deer far outnumbers people in Titusville. Titusville is the site of the famous Christmas night crossing before the Battle of Trenton which turned the tides of the Revolutionary War. If you live in Titusville you may be late to work sometimes because you are stuck behind a tractor, or because the township always plows your roads last. The social scene in Titusville consists of bonfires and running around in Washington Crossing State Park after hours. Don't be alarmed, you may hear fisher cats at night, just keep your chickens in their coup. If you own a pontoon boat, go tubing, like to hang out on the docks or have at one time constructed your own raft and attempted to float it on the Delaware, you are referred to as a "river-rat". If your elementary school is named after a saloon, you know everything about the woods at the end of your neighborhood, and you had one hell of a childhood then raise your beer because you grew up in Titusville.
"Damn, look at the size of that gun, she must be from Titusville, NJ."
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(AKA Dubtown, NJ). Williamstown is the greatest town in South Jersey, Gloucester County. Home to some of the greatest minds on earth. You know you are from Williamstown if: You hate delsea, you picked sides in the WMS vs. SMS war, you've partied at a deer club, you never knew the parkway went that far north, you played little league at Owens, you're not allowed to wear flip flops in WHS, you hung out at Chruch Street on Friday nights, you know the best way to give directions is from Geet's Diner, you hate traffic on Tuckahoe Rd. at 2:16pm, and you get pumped for Christmas when Main Street puts the ghetto decorations up
Williamstown, NJ: a town located between Philly and AC; some of the town can simply be referenced as "the lakes"
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The statewide public transportation system serving New Jersey, infamous for its long delays, arbitrary fare hikes, and unfathomably incompetent employees. Also known by its proper name, NJ Transit.
NJ TranSHIT's subpar customer service makes the Bush administration seem bearable.
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