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Nagel Me!

Nagel means beer.

Origins began with Naegele's Rule(Nagel’s Rule) is a standard way of determining a pregnancy due date. When a man finds out his partner is pregnant whether planned or unplanned he usually needs a beer.

Random Rob: Hey man you goin to the fridge?

Shawn: Sure buddy
Random Rob: Jane’s pregnant, Nagel Me!

Shawn grabs a beer and tosses it to Random Rob.

by ···DUG99··· September 7, 2019


Nagel

When a close friend abandons all of his friends just to hang out with his girlfriend.

Man you haven't said a word to us in 4months... stop being a nagel

by Knolton September 8, 2011

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bauti nagel

A cow

Look there is a bauti nagel in the farm

by Rogerwaters1222 February 9, 2018


Nagel Bagel

When a guy puts his penis through a bagel hole and then fucks girl. Once the guy finishes he then has to eat the bagel.

"Dude I nagel bageled this girl last night and it tasted pretty good!"

by walkingteapot October 20, 2015

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jew nagel

a jewish black person thats gay

Yo dude look at that jew nagel over there

by lil mc cheesy May 2, 2008

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Natte Nagel

After you fingered a woman you have a wet nail.

I just got a natte nagel after I went to my gf.

by jaronkun November 16, 2010

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beauty shop nagel

1. a phrase used to describe an individual as fake, not real, overdone, and extremely glitzy;

an insult,

2. taken from Patrick Nagel, a well-known artist who reached his peak in the 80s and was well known for creating images of beautiful women that were reminiscent of art deco, characterized by clean lines and seductive poses, this art is often seen in beauty shops and nail salons.

"You're as fake as a beauty shop nagel!"

by JohnnyVonFurstenberger February 27, 2006

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