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The little blotch on your nail created when the polish clumps together.
I was just putting the finishing touches on my nails, when I accidentally created a nail polish tumor.
The tension that arises when a chick gets herself into a snit about something which is actually minor. If it had been a real emergency, it would be followed a PSA.
Realizing at the last minute that your best friend had borrowed the skirt the you were planning on wearing tonight is a nail polish emergency.
A Nail-Polish Nelson is a boy who uses his feminine charms and progressive ideas to prey on women's insecurities. Hides behind a facade of being a man who has no toxic masculinity, overall a huge performative activist.
You guys are so quick to call out ACAB Emily's when Nail-Polish Nelson's exist.
A type of nail polish that is sticky, and used to chase your bestie around the block, trying to smear it on her.
“Hey Sara, I am better at sticky nail polish than you”
“No you are not Elle”
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Usually when someone has white nail polish on they are either single or a freak/kinky person. (most of the time this is related to women)
This girl was giving me the best head; To think of it she did have white nail polish on.
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Black is the only nail polish color that both genders like to wear.
Girls wear black nail polish because it's such a bold and incredibly sexy color. Guys (cis) wear it mostly as a fashion trend statement (e.g. social media fad) or to symbolize that they are affiliated with a certain cultural movement (e.g. goth, emo). Only some guys wear it without any externally-motivated reasons.
There is also a noticeable difference in HOW each gender wears it. Guys (cis) often do it hastily. They have no intention to fill the polish in completely, and prefer it chipped. Most would opt for matte black. This is likely to distance themselves from actually partaking in a feminine hobby, or to follow the trend. Thus for guys, it is only a means to an end. When girls wear it though, it will look unironically gorgeous and catches people's eyes. Most will get it done professionally, or do it themselves with unprecedented perfection. Girls will take the extra mile to use a base coat, and put a top coat over the black polish to make it nice and glossy. Girls also like their nails long and shaped. They'd look—as you'd expect—feminine.
Guys rocking black nails isn't anything new or remarkable, but it would take some real balls (i.e. devotion) to paint them in a sincere impeccable fashion as a girl would.
Me: Guess what?? I just bought some black nail polish
Emily: LOL, are you going to become an eboy or what?
Me: Nah, that's stupid. I just thought it would be nice to try it out.
Emily: Suuuuure
Me: Like, I'm not even joking. I even bought a gel top coat and a nail buffer! Honestly, chipped nails are so overrated. I want some of that professional salon-quality nails, you know what I'm sayin'?
Emily: Ooooo, well send me send some pics when you have them done!
Me, 10 minute later: *sends photo*
Emily: Holy shit, that's legit better than anything I've ever done.
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If a girl has white nail polish on it means that she is single and is available.
“Look how cute that girl is ima go ask for her snap”
“Nah bro I heard she’s dating josh”
“No way man she has white nail polish on she is single”
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