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naked brothers band

1. A bunch of butt fucking faggots who think they can sing but they sound like a bunch of 5 year old with their voices cracking because their balls haven't dropped.

This is the worst thing that happened to a TV show directed to children since Hanna Montana's slutty ass.

Their songs are so horrible, you would rather cut off your balls and eat them.


2. A group of 12 year olds that got caught "Naked" in bed together.

3. A little kid version of the JOnas Brothers.

4. A bunch of Faggots

i was flipping through the channels and i saw the Fucking homo brothers( a.k.a. Naked Brothers band), i immediately dropped on the floor, mouth foaming up and having a massive seizure.

by Sixtwelve March 17, 2009

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naked brothers band

the demon spawn of nickolodean(which used to be pure of intentions but that shortly ended when the high elves lost in the war against ronald reagan and osama bin laden) their main objective were to steal the souls of your sons and daughters(usually daughters) and give them the dark overlord voldemort so he may bake a cookie of disaster and feed it to all newborn narwhales. fortunately their attempts were thwarted by the heroic actions of spartan 117, sgt. johnson, and Bob saget who drove them back to the dark hellhole from whence they came.

I am glad the naked brothers band was cancelled.

by jorjor218 June 21, 2011

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The naked brothers band

the worst "band" ever! they suck out loud!

Scaa!- hey quint i was just... HOLY CRAP WHAT HAPPENED
Quint- help... mmm...help me
Scaa!- quint what happened?
Quint- the T.V. ... the nnn... the naked brothers band
Scaa!- OHH SNAP!

by MASTA CHIEF PWN May 10, 2009

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the naked brothers band

A very shitty show about a bunch of gay kids who cant sing for shit. It is so bad it cant be mentioned in polite company. The description above written by an 11 year old girls incorrect.

"Hey did you catch The Naked Brothers Band last night?"

"UGH!!! How dare you say such unsavory words in my house!" *slap*

by Really Really Big Man June 30, 2010

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The Naked Brothers Band

The Naked Brothers Band is a bunch of cock sucking mother fucking homosexuals that think they are good at singing and acting. They really aren't but you know, gay wads and their fucking shit.

Guy 1: Hey did you see that episode of the Naked Brothers Band last night?

Guy 2: You mean that Nickelodeon show that has a bunch of 9 and 10 year olds that think they can sing and act?

Guy 1: No the show where a bunch of cool kids get a lot of hot chicks and stuff.

Guy2: You're a fucking homo you know that?

by Ricky and Cleatus December 31, 2011

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The Naked Brothers Band

happens to be the best show on nick.
staring nat and alex wolff. thanks to
the Naked brothers band nick's ratings went up!
they are called the Naked Brothers Band. because
they were running around in there underwear
(when they were young) and started a band.
(im sure u have ran around in ur underwear to)
The Band includes Nat Wolff born December 17 1994
Alex Wolff born November 1 1997
David Levi born November 13 1994
Thomas Batuello born March 31 1994
Qaasim Middleton born January 13 1995 and
Allie DiMeco born June 12 1992
there manager is Cooper Pillot in the show but in real life there all best friends.
and Nat Wolff writes all the songs his self and is very talented. Also Alex writes a few. There show is on Nick mostly saturdays at 8;30. Most characters in the show are all related some way. Jesse Draper, there baby sitter in the show, in there cousin. Along with the Adorable Timerman Brothers who are also there cousins. and so is the principle. A few famous people have appeared on the show like George Lopez, Pete Wentz ect. They show just started as a little movie that Polly Draper, who is there real mother in real life, filmed. She sent it to people and they rejected it, Nickolodean liked the idea and then they made it from there. And they have won over a million children, and teenagers hearts.

Ricky- "Did you see The Naked Brothers Band last night?"
Chelsea- "Yeah it rocked Nat Wolff is so hot"
Gabe- "Man I wish I was as cool as The Naked Brothers Band"
Ricky- "I wish I was as hot as Nat Wolff"
Eric- "Yah man I'm so jealous"

by chalalala February 13, 2008

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