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Nashville Skinny Someone who has become skinny not by choice, but rather because they have eaten very little over the duration of several days. This could be due to a lack of communication or little access to real food. The idea of food is enough to make you full.
The term originated at a fraternity formal in Nashville. Said female-date only consumed a donut, orange juice and peanut m&m's over the course of 3 days and was able to survive. The lack in nutrition led her to be "Nashville Skinny" as a result.
My stomach seems to have grown a bit after eating that quesadilla, I think I'm losing my Nashville Skinny.
Defecating on a coworker's desk - usually while they're on vacation.
Joe enjoyed his trip to the Bahamas, but - upon returning to work - he was dismayed to find that Frank had left him a Nashville Paperweight.
When someone chokes you with a bolo tie.
We were going at it last night with nothing on except my boots and bolo tie , when he gave me the Nashville choker.
Nashville Farbies are the unmistakable clothes that today's country music ''stars'' wear in an effort to look country.
Farbies comes from the phrase ''Far be it from me to say anything about how ridiculous you look!''.
Did you see the Academy of Country Music Awards the other night? The Fathers of Country and John Wayne would turn over in their graves if they saw all these young wannabes wearing Nashville Farbies!
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The Nashville Predators are a professional hockey team based out of the Music City. Nashville actually has a rich history of hockey that no one seems to know about. In 1995, the New Jersey Devils almost re-located to Nashville, but eventually decided to stay put. So in 1997, the NHL granted Nashville an expansion team. The Predators got their name after remains of a saber-toothed tiger were found while excavating in the 1970's. In 2007, Nashville almost lost their beloved team, but their devoted fans rallied and quickly found a new owner.
Did you hear that the Nashville Predators where almost sold a few years back? Yeah, but the Nashville fans love their team, and they wouldn't stand for anybody putting their hands on their damn team. That's awesome, why doesn't Hamilton just buy out the St. Louis Blue's or some gay team like that? That's a great question...
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When you finger a girl while jerking off into a condom. Jerking off in a condom is easier for clean up. But make sure you throw it out. You don't want her squeezing your baby batter into her vajayjays. Because of she does and gets pregnant, you'll have to pull an "Italian Abortion," on her.
When you go out trolling for poon. Meet some hawt ginger bartender from the next town over. Maybe she doesnt wana bang cuz she doesn't wana ruin her rep. So you make out. Slap some titties. Both of you wana cum. So she let's you finger yer. You jerkoff. You both cum. But using a condom is safer and cleaner. The Nashville Nine has a 9 out of 10 chance of working. But be sure to toss the condom. You dont want her squeezing your baby batter into her so she can get preggo. Or else you have to resort to using the ole "Italian Abortion" on her.
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A real life Yeti who has set up shop in Nashville, Tennessee. He likes showing up to parties, sporting events and other randomly selected settings. The Nashville Yeti is big in to social networking and may even be trying to make a name for himself nationwide. He is truly magical.
Person 1: "Is that the Nashville Yeti?"
Person 2: "You know it! All white everything."
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