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if your single, August 3rd is YOUR day
"Happy National Single People Day, my new favorite day"
On October 28 You can pick up and throw anyone who’s under 5’4 with no permission needed
Hey it’s national short people throw day lets throw them
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White people appreciation day is on the 12th of February. Take this day to appreciate the things white men and women have done for the world
Guy1
“Hey it’s white people appreciation day”
Guy2
“Make sure to tell everyone you know to thank white people for all that they have done!!”
“National White people appreciation day” Is made to thank all the white people for what they have done
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National Short People Day occurs on January 17th.
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
Tall Person: Hey dude, hope you have a good day today.
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
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30 September, where all white people shut up because poc are tired of hearing them speak out their asses.
shhhh, you're yt. today is not your day. today is national white people shut up day
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National Bite People Who Annoy You Day
Date: August 30th
Country Of Origin: Facebook
Observing Countries: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram
August 30th each year is National Bite People Who Annoy You Day. This holiday was created on Social media & in no way excludes biters from legal prosecution. Unless said biter is able to convince said biten to not contact law enforcement.
Coincidentally this holiday falls 1 day before Love Litigation Lawer Day on the last day of August, though no connection between the holidays is recorded.
Observatory is not mandatory & is fairly self-explanatory but may be observed purely within your own head for safety reasons
"Hey why'd you bite me?"
"You were being annoying."
"That doesn't make it okay. I'm calling the cops."
"Whoa, hold on, it's National Bite People Who Annoy You Day, I'm just observing the holiday."
"Oh, sorry for being annoying, my bad"
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December 6 is the time we’re white people can say then word with no N card.
Hey, guess what it’s national white people say the N-word day!
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