Chinese National Anthem

1. (n) An explosion.

Jack: Hey did you hear the Chinese National Anthem playing last night?
Hanns: Yeah. It woke me up.
Jack: Yeah, I think a plane crashed.

See also Chinese Fire Drill or Chinese Puzzle.

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Russian National Anthem

Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava,
Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana.
Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava –
Tvoio dostoyanye na vse vremena!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
Bratskih narodov soyuz vekovoi,
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Ot yuzhnyh morei do polyarnogo kraya
Raskinulis' nashi lesa i polya.
Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaya –
Khranimaya Bogom rodnaya zemlya!
Shirokii prostor dlya mechty i dlya zhizni.
Gryadushchiye nam otkryvayut goda.
Nam silu daiot nasha vernost' Otchizne.
Tak bylo, tak yest' i tak budet vsegda!

Russian National Anthem

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mexican national anthem

"Attention K-mart Shoppers"

Hold off for a sec on ur shoplifting amigos, our national anthem is on

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Soviet national anthem

a prideful song that represents the most powerful army in the world

the soviet national anthem sounded beautiful when sang

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French National Anthem

See La Marseillaise

See example of La Marseillaise for the official French lyrics and English lyrics of the French anthem, La Marseillaise

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Bosnian National Anthem

"Odysee" by the techno group "Scarf" is very well received by Bosnians. It is often played at Bosnian sporting events and clubs. It's Popularity has earned it the title of "Bosnian National Anthem"

"Why do they always play this song when we play the Bosnian team?"

"I dunno dood, it's the Bosnian National Anthem"

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reciting the national anthem

When an individual is vastly occupied by viscous anal rape whilst at the point of climaxing, they recite the entire United States national anthem written by Francis Scott Key

“Harder, I’m about to..reciting the national anthem.”
“Fuck, I’m about to...reciting the national anthem too.”