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National fuck off day is a day in which you must just fuck off and stop being a cunt towards others.
"stop being a cunt "
"why? "
"it's national fuck off day bro"
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April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.
Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day
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National Fuck Josh Day or September 10th is the day where no matter what you have to fuck a guy named Josh or Joshua
Guy 1: Hey man guess what day it is!
Josh: September 10th?
Guy 2: NATIONAL FUCK JOSH DAY BRO!!!
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National fuck off day is well, everyday.
Person: H-
Me: Fuck off
That’s why everyday is national fuck off day
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A day to appreciate thigh fucking because thighs are amazing and unappreciated
Thigh fucking is so unappreciated! Let's make it known with national thigh fuck day
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National Fuck Off day is on October 16th and it’s the national day where everyone needs to just fuck off so spread the word and put it in your calendars
Person *talks to me nonstop
Me: “bruh it’s national fuck off day so FUCK OFF!”
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April 30th is the day where you fuck off. Pretty self explanatory. This day is directed at the people who don’t fucking stop talking. Thank you for your time.
Oh hey
It’s national fuck off day
Oh
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