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A day where all the emo kids confess their love to the preppy blonde kids
Hey Nico you should ask Will out It’s National Solangelo day
National horny day is on April 16. Anyone can ask anyone for any sexual content (nudes) and/or actions.
Imma get her pics tonight. April 16 is national horny day!
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On the first day of April 1764, the very first bruh was stated. This marked a new era of language, thus inventing slang
Bartholomy: have you milked the cow yet Harold? We need our money before the storm hits us!
Harold: bruh, you didn’t tell me to
Bartholomy: what is this nonsense you speak of??
*national bruh day was then created*
Everyone has those secret guilty pleasures that we know everyone will find weird. One of the most common, footfetish. And what a better way to celebrate these pleasures than having NationalFootJob day! April 20 is the day anyone can give a nice Footjob to your friend that you’ve been noticing an attraction to feet.
“Yo did you see Derik looking at Sandra’s feet yesterday? He might have a foot fetish. Good thing today is National FootJob Day!”
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The 15th of august is national partners day this is for your non-binary partner whom you love very much and you want to show your appreciation to them.
An example is “happy national partner day babe”
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Occurs annually every February 27th. This is a day to remember assholes who have come and gone in your life. Whether you encountered them in traffic or they stayed in your life for a longer period, possibly an asshole disguised as a non-asshole, this is the day we remind ourselves who the assholes are, and remember to avoid them at all costs.
"Hey asshole, just because this day celebrates you, doesn't mean you can cut me off in traffic!"
"Hey look, after not telling me he had a girlfriend and trying to get me, asshole broke up with his girlfriend and now decided to try to get with me. No way. He's an asshole; we remembered him on National Asshole Day."
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national nut day falls on the crisp day of december 1st. this is day right after no nut november ends. it is typically known as the start of destroy dick december.
guy 1: it's 11:59pm! national nut day is nearly here!
guy 2: finally fellow soldier, we're almost at the other side!
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