On may 7th a girl has to give a guy Bestfriend a blowjob to celebrate there friendship.
Its national Bestfriend blowjob day! Lets get started.
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The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.
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truly a guy's holiday, where a guy eats a steak and gets a bj. celebrated on Sep. 2 every year
I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?
No...what?
Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!
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Give your man some appreciation for National sensual blowjob day!
I showed my man some love by giving him head on October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day
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Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 25th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.
Can I have head its National blowjob day.
Nation blowjob day itβs literally every day no matter what you gotta give him a blowjob even when your over his house or heβs over yours get him to whip
It out
Evan: Oi give me a blowjob
Evans missus:why
Evan: itβs national blowjob day
On the 30th of July it is officially National blowjob day.
A newly Introduced international day created and made by the President of the United States Donald Trump. He quoted βtoday will hereby be known as National Blowjob Day.β