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National Bestfriend blowjob day

On may 7th a girl has to give a guy Bestfriend a blowjob to celebrate there friendship.

Its national Bestfriend blowjob day! Lets get started.

by Johnathanstewert April 17, 2017

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


National Steak and Blowjob Day

The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.

However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.

Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.

by tiledwall June 5, 2010

100πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž


National Steak and Blowjob Day

truly a guy's holiday, where a guy eats a steak and gets a bj. celebrated on Sep. 2 every year

I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?

No...what?

Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!

by COCKDiesel July 26, 2009

71πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day

Give your man some appreciation for National sensual blowjob day!

I showed my man some love by giving him head on October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day

by Chackie- Jan October 18, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


National Blowjob Day

Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 25th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.

Can I have head its National blowjob day.

by Polo.boi June 26, 2020


National Blowjob day

Nation blowjob day it’s literally every day no matter what you gotta give him a blowjob even when your over his house or he’s over yours get him to whip
It out

Evan: Oi give me a blowjob

Evans missus:why

Evan: it’s national blowjob day

by Aizakku October 1, 2019


National Blowjob Day

On the 30th of July it is officially National blowjob day.

A newly Introduced international day created and made by the President of the United States Donald Trump. He quoted β€œtoday will hereby be known as National Blowjob Day.”

by Jarred Will July 29, 2020