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Short for neckass. Often used in highly formal and academic settings. Synonymous with faceass, headass, bodybutt, and beanheadass.
AJ: Take that phat L boy.
JT: Nigga fuck you, you a neck for this arbitrary L typeshit
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When two people hug and kiss each other's on the neck
Jake : Mmm! I love when you wear your hair up it makes it eaiser to Neck!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet!
Chad : Hey Craig what's with the boner?
Craig : Oh I was just watching Jake & Kiersten Neck!
Chad : Oh La La!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna Neck?
Chad : No Thanks! I would rather dick!
Steve : Ohhh! Is that where we hug and rub our dicks together?
Chad : You Bet!
Chad : Oh Steve I love when you shave your pubes it makes it eaiser when we dick!
Steve : Oh Chad your making me cum!
Craig : And just like that my boner is gone!
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Something thats stupid or doesnt make sense.
Person 1: I'm painting a picture of a green apple but I need to go to the store and buy purple paint.
Person 2: Why would you need purple paint to paint a green apple. That's a neck.
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Taking it to the neck is when a person decides that they are going to drink beer, as their highest priority, until they are --necked--. This type of behavior can be described as -necking-. When someone is necking they are only concentrated on their drinking and are bound to make inappropriate comments, gestures, and terrible decisions as the night/day progresses.
During a keg party someone decides that they are going to start off with a couple of keg stands. Billy, we will call him, not only loved his first keg stand, but gets down screaming, "Time to NECK it boys," while simultaneously furrowing his brow and pointing all ten fingers at his neck.
Nobody else thinks this is a good idea, but usually their is a fellow necker in the crowd, Tommy, who is also down. He instead of firing after the keg goes for the closest bottle of liquor screaming, "Time to NECK CITY fellas" and takes entirely to much vodka to his neck, which leads to the inevitable immediate puke session.
These gentlemen have no chance at scoring with any girls tonight, but they will try there best to overcome this extreme unnecessary behavior by chest bumping and getting so rowdy that they clear the party out. Once they realize that they are the only ones left by the keg they panic and rush to the nearest social venue, which is usually a bar. They demand entry, even though they are too hammered, and if the bouncer is dumb enough to let them in problems are headed his/ her way. They will call eachother the next morning and talk about how awesome it was, but in reality they were the biggest losers at the bar and have made several enemies at this point. The necking usually ends when the morning puke takes place, which is ofcourse another consequence.
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Neck is another term for oral sex or giving a blow job just like brain or head is.
My girlfriend gives hella good neck.
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Neck Anything even remotely redmeck or country folk, and including when anyone does something flat out stupid
Also a town or city that either still is predominately redneck, and even after decades of growth said town still has earned the appropriate moniker of
‘Neck’ Example ‘Fredneck MD’ ‘Poolsneck MD’ ‘WheatonNeck MD’ Aspen Neck MD, or Oxon Neck MD’
Did you see John fart in front of the librarian ? That was so neck dude.
Can you believe the retards in Aspen Neck?
(Noun) To consume a measure of narcotics, usually referring to ecstasy.
Jennifer: Are you going to neck tonight?
Dimitri: Too fuckin' right - I'm going to get loved up and dance with the pixies :)
(Jennifer: Are you planning to take any ecstasy this evening?
Dimitri: I certainly am - I'm going to have a very good night and do some crazy dancing)
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