needling

When one man loves another man very much, and one man has a VERY large penis and the other has a very SMALL penis, and the man with the small penis sticks his penis inside the urethra of the large penis, then they have needled.

"Alright, now slide your penis into my penis..."

"OH GOD YOU'RE NEEDLING ME! HOLY SHIT! AHHH GOD!"

"So you're saying that when two men needle and one man cums, then semen will enter the other man's penis and mix with his semen and then go back into the first man's penis and then the process will repeat? COOL!"

"Oh, god, I can't believe we just needled. I mean, at first I didn't think it was even possible. I need a smoke"

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needle

1. (n.) One who for no reason at all utters the phrase G-g-g-g Unit in the middle of a conversation that has nothing to do with the rap group.

2. (n.) One who has a very small penis

Needle #1: Yo Dawg. Where u headin' fur lunch.
Needle #2: Prolly Mickie D's. I'm lovin it.
Needle#1: Aight G. Ill be there 4 shizzle. G-g-g-g UUUnitt.

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Needles

A guy who is on LSD or Heroin and usually sells bricks of marijuana in a foreign country.

Did you hear Scott was caught in Mexico with bricks? Oh, Needles is back. Just saw him in class today.

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Needle

Another word for gay

He is such a Needle

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Needled

When a heroin addict stabs you with their needle to give you their diseases

That bitch almost needled me when I wouldn't give her a ciggy

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anime in a needle

anime in a needle — a name for fentanyl. A single drop of that shite makes you and the world seem like a Japanese anime complete with tentacle sex; school girls who turn into salacious sex monsters; and, inter dimensional ninjas with unparalleled skills.

Or, it just kills you.

The promise of an outrageous high makes people ready to risk it all to be “in the cartoon”.

In some regions, survivors of fentanyl overdose are called “cartoon characters” — as a call back to Wylie Coyote who always survives the mayhem visited upon him by Road Runner.

Fentanyl is also called “Road Runner”. Because it is highly addictive, people will “work hard” to feed their habit. Predictably, those addicted to fentanyl are called “Road Runners” or “Runners”.

The incentive to sell fentanyl is high because its kilo to cut profit is high.

The names associated with this drug tells you a lot about the people addicted to it; because speaking generally, neither Black nor Brown people read Japanese Anime.

The deadliness of fentanyl is feared among veteran drug uses. They actually tell new drug users to use Crack Cocaine as an alternative to ANY injected substance fearing that the potency of heroin is being “unscientifically” boosted with fentanyl.

When asked if the Crack could also possibly be laced with fentanyl the veterans say:

“Well, if it kills you on your first hit of the pipe; then, there was fentanyl in the crack. You might want to watch a round and let somebody else go first.”

Just sayin’.

The use a lot of that anime in a needle in Vermont, Connecticut, Massachusetts, and New Hampshire. LIVE FREE AND DIE!!!!!!

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needle cooties

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.

Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

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