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A streaming service that has kiddie porn, animated porn, and porn porn.
Cuties, Big Mouth, Sex Education... I miss when Netflix was a streaming service and not a porn service.
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Term used by college student when telling mom where he is going late at night. Thinks I dont know it means getting laid.
Are you netflixing tonight?, I'm not doing anything just netflixing.
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Alex:"Netflix is like Hulu's dirty little cousin."
Rae:"Yeah, I totally agree. Netflix is like that family member everyone dodges at family reuinuons because they're full of trash"
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Something you resort to when you're procrastinating.
Castiel: Dean, what are you doing? You are supposed to be doing research..
Sam: Don't worry, I'm doing th-
Dean: SHSSHSSSHHHH I'M TRYING TO WATCH NETFLIX. I'M WATCHING SUPERNATURAL AND I REALLY SHIP THESE TWO GUYS, CASTIEL AND DEAN!
Sam & Castiel: ....
Castiel: I WANT TO WATCH TOO.
Dean: Sure.
Castiel: What is shipping? Why do they look like us? Do you ship them Sam?
Dean & Sam: ....
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when one watches numerous consecutive episodes of the same TV series on Netflix and he or she begins to confuse the show's characters and events with real life
Claire: "Hey I just started watching Vampire Diaries! I can't stop watching."
3 days later...
Claire: "Hey have you seen Elena or Stephen anywhere? I have to warn them about Klas!"
Kate: "Umm.. Those people aren't real I think you maybe in a state of Netflixality!"
When a perfectly good show or series with excellent character arcs and development suddenly introduces new characters with no purpose other than to satisfy SJW's.
The first 3 seasons were amazing storytelling, but it got Netflixed in the 4th.
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A company that makes films about 11 year old girls twerking
Example-Netflix is bad
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